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humorridiculousOctober 21, 2026

Every Pen in My Kitchen Drawer, Reviewed Honestly

Eleven pens. Three of them work. One of them has been dead since 2019 and I cannot let it go.

Eleven pens. Three work. This is a census, not a complaint.

The black gel pen writes like it's being paid by the word. The promotional insurance pen has outlived the insurance company. The mechanical pencil is not a pen and knows what it did.

One of them has been dead since 2019. I have moved it twice. It has earned its place through service.

The mechanical pencil is not a pen and knows what it did.